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My Toddler Pooped A Megazord & Loves To Swear In Restaurants

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subscribe-on-itunes-270In this episode of the Parental AF podcast my 3-year-old son poops himself a 2-foot-tall Power Rangers Megazord. And we see over 500 deadly reptiles for only $5 at Prehistoric Pets.

The Parental AF Podcast - My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

The Parental AF Podcast – My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

Yep, we finally bribed my little guy enough allow himself to be potty trained. Which took forever and had us pretty much convinced that he was retarded and would be wearing a pull-ups diaper well into junior high and/or junior college someday.

Thank God he proved us wrong. (For now.)

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The Parental AF Podcast - My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

Following this amazing parenting triumph my son immediately threw my wife and me down the deepest, saddest well of parenting despair when he started cussing up a storm at our home and later at a family Mothers Day brunch.

This crisis was quickly nipped its little c***s***ing, motherf***ing bud by some emergency, on-the-spot, time outs near a valet parking stand.

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The Parental AF Podcast – My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

The following week we celebrated our victories over my son no longer sh***ing out of his mouth or into his own pants with a trip to Prehistoric Pets in Fountain Valley, California.

The Parental AF Podcast - My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

A place that really has do be seen to be believed. I highly recommend it.

This episode concludes with death being wished upon all old people who interact with my child or comment on my parenting in any way whatsoever.

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As it should. Because old people are terrible and hell can’t gobble them all up fast enough for my liking.

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The Parental AF Podcast – My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

The Parental AF Podcast - My Kid Pooped A Megazord & Prehistoric Pets Alligator Death Pit Adventure

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And, once more, death to every motherf***er in the AARP!

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